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ifyoucarryonthisway:

hello 911 my sock is falling down inside my shoe 

bambihasagun:

uh

prettybluescarf:

turntechgoddamnit:

where da party at

you are the person our math problems warned us about

magicallyalexa:

tateshaw:

fancysomedisneymagic:

This is crazy….

Tis not crazy, Disney would have the voice actors act out a scene so that the artist could use it as a reference. In fact the audio for the Mad Hatter is all taken from this scene. 

I’ve never been so in love!

barack-obottm:

dick had me like

dachsprache:

rlmjob:

Even when I’m not horny I’m still pretty horny

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The US Government: We're not going to make it federally mandatory for people to get paid a wage they can actually live off of
The US Government: If people want to make a living, they'll just have to work 16+ hours a day
The US Government: And if their kids end up disenfranchised because of a lack of parental involvement, well that's not our problem
The US Government: In fact, what is our problem is creating a system that will funnel these disenfranchised youth into our prison system so they can work for corporations (that promise us money) for damn near free
The US Government: If they don't want to fall victim to this system, then they can seek higher education
The US Government: Except such an education will be inaccessible to most disenfranchised people and skewed in favor of the financially stable and white people
The US Government: And we're not going to make intervention programs like sex education and conflict resolution federally mandatory, because that's the parent's job
The US Government: The parent who is working 16 hours a day
canadianbussy:

I definitely never used MHIO but now I’m considering it

canadianbussy:

I definitely never used MHIO but now I’m considering it

italicss:

for my brother’s senior class trip they went to new york city and his friend went up to him and pretended he was famous and asked for an autograph

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and then everybody looked at him like this

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tyleroakley:

loganjack:

we thought the channel called “spice” on satellite radio was like an all Spice Girls channel but it’s a very different kind of spice

SWEET JESUS.

jackballs:

don’t even let me talk to hot people I’ll just be like

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gigaguess:

This is mildly horrifying.

gigaguess:

This is mildly horrifying.